'BBC Chair Champions? Whatever Next?‏

Media City Salford -Home Of The BBC

By Keith Fairhurst.

In a Gross misuse of licence payers money, The Blatantly Biased & Corrupt have hired a 'Chair Champion' to 'teach' employees at the new, multi million pound Media City complex in Salford how to sit on their seats. Yes Folks, tis true.

Staff moving North from London to the flagship MediacityUK complex in Salford are being given a choice of three types of chair, and training in how to use it as part of the BOOBS (oops) Elf & Safety policy. 

I'm sorry folks, My mind is boggling so much, I can't write anymore.